Author: ccyz

FONK HAS BEEN ROBBED!

DETECTIVE VON SCHLAGEN INVESTIGATES. Friends of Needy Kids, the charity that dries the tears of needy kids, was robbed overnight.  Detective Obi Von Schlagen was called to the scene early this morning to investigate. Terrible, terrible, terrible. – Colin Cumberbund, FONK Founder Colin Cumberbund, beloved Founder of FONK, arrived at work early this morning to…

FLOBBLES FOR FLOOD VICTIMS

FABULOUS FURRY FLOBBLES DESTINED FOR KIDS IN NEED! FONK will be sending a shipment of brand new Flobbles to the young victims of the recent flood. Those poor children got all wet. Something had to be done. – Reeny Mussolini, Coordinator, Volunteer Services When she heard about the recent flood that left so many children…

COLIN CUMBERBUND AUCTIONED OFF

FONK’s beloved founder, Colin Cumberbund, was the star of a charity auction. Eligible bachelors (and who is more eligible or more of a bachelor than Colin?) were auctioned off to raise money for a good cause. Mr. Cumberbund went for the highest price of the night. Watch the video above.